Wednesday, June 10, 2015

New “Jurassic” “No pudding until you eat meat” – Russian newspaper

Since the release of “Jurassic Park” has been more than 20 years. It was a revelation, a landmark in cinema honored and similar banalities. The audience left the theater with his heavy jaws in his hands. Will it achieve the same effect 22 years later? The short answer is: not really. The long answer – below.

The film begins with a demonstration of the collection fund of stereotypical characters. Parents equip two brothers in the amusement park “Jurassic World”. First – Grey – a typical smart beyond his years with the appearance of the baby boy from advertising “Kinder Surprise” too carried away by the same theme of prehistoric reptile. Second – Zack – typical modern teenager: not relinquish its smartphone and fascinated except staring at the oncoming peers. In this upcoming trip for some reason he is not happy, as if he is sent to a magical land of ethnographic museums, not on the island with dinosaurs.

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Secret reveals the behavior of the older Clare, aunt aforementioned brothers, Head Park. It is a typical female careerist, married to work, but in my heart, of course, an adventuress. Claire tells us faceless investors and at the same time that, say, dinosaurs no one is impressive. A flickering in the frame of the crowd of enthusiastic tourists, apparently pretending to be polite. Whatever it was, to heighten the experience of the best minds of scientists was created the so-called Indominus Rex.

His collected as Frankenstein’s monster, from the DNA of different creatures and keep almost from birth in a concrete cage. Almost – because he ate his clone-congener. Also Indominus permanently and clearly demonstrates dissatisfaction with the situation of the prisoner. In addition, giant giperhischnik damn smart, resourceful, and its talented creators biologists somehow did not bother to study its creation. Also eyeing him from behind the glass helpless chubby guard. It would seem that what could go wrong?

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The person responsible for the salvation of the world appointed charming and masculine Owen, a former Marine, a cross between Indiana Jones and third Zapashny. He has served as a trainer in the vicious raptors military company that wants to send a detachment to fight predatory reptiles in the Middle East. Beaten nasty story about mercantile interchange militarists open for a sequel closes dance dies.

Directed by Colin Trevorrow in a promotional video viewers promised to return to childhood. And yet he kept his word. “No pudding until you eat meat!” – The words of Roger Waters netlenki fit to write on posters. Before you get to the sweet, we have an hour to choke pretty bland, though beautifully served meal. We have to watch Zack and Gray, who needed a film only to show the beauty of the island and play Nublar unclear why penny here woven family drama. “Our parents are divorced, and you soon go away to college,” – let younger suddenly tear. “Brother, you are my brother!” – Soothes his senior. Family drama ends. Starts love line, no more exciting than the relationship of aquarium fish.

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But for dessert, I can not complain. Trevorrow of boring adult turns into a magician in the blue helicopter and doing everything wrong. Reptiles in water, air and earth devour visitors and each other. Armed soldiers are fighting to the death with the nightmarish creatures, and then a colorful dying. Ataman velociraptors race headed for the jungle night. Just a holiday of some sort. The nail of the program – Amazing final battle, where the main – really important – the hero appears in all its glory at the right time. It is worth to be patient and swallow unpalatable draped the first half.

Surprisingly, the same techniques that he used in his time, Steven Spielberg, and look great on this day. Giant muzzle beast freezes inches from hiding terrified man regularly produces suspense. And loud roaring into space giant inspires the same awe. But it has not gone away and cons. In 1993, it seemed permissible to simply paint the flat cardboard figures in different colors. Professor Hammond – White, Jeff Goldblum – Black, archaeologist – blue, his girlfriend – pink. No one noticed that the wall of innovative special effects. As well as the fact that the resurrected dinosaurs lived in the Cretaceous period.

in 2015, even the high and fortified walls and look to break under the pressure bonded as Indominus Rex, of the stereotypes and cliches monster. George Miller in “Mad Max” brilliantly managed to perform meticulous surgery to remove all the excess, except daring stylish action games. Colin Trevorrow turned out nice, but a strange hybrid, suffering from a dissociative disorder. Half sluggish and predictable, half – sparkling and fun.

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